I don't know why people seem to enjoy other people's misery.

I know you guys like that.

All right. What's wrong with the original fridge?

So when we first bought my house in 25 or whatever, it was an old house, big footprint.

And my wife had the vision.

I didn't see it because I walked in.

I'm like, this thing is, I don't get it.

She goes, no, no, it's a beautiful footprint we can make.

So we redid the whole thing, right? We did the whole thing.

It blew out walls, did all the stuff you see on HGTV, whatever. Right.

Redid the kitchen. It was just a little thing, whatever. Yeah. And it's nothing extraordinary, but it's nice. We made it modern. And I was insistent, I got sised for whatever reason.

I don't care about anything.

I wanted a silly range.

So a lot of people were getting biking. My buddy said, no, you don't want biking. Those are nubs. Not a driving range. Like a range where you cook on. You want a wolf range. Right. So I got a wolf range, double whatever, bubble, whatever. I got silly wolf. And then somebody sold me on...

Got a blitzer.

You got to get a sub-zero fridge. Because you love Mortal Kombat. And sub-by-way, sub-zero's ain't cheap. Oh, no. It's this fridge. I know what it was. It should say a lot of zero. It was like 12K or something. I was going to say 10. What's the advantage of a sub, like, what's the difference between subzero versus a normal?

Probably nothing.

Ten more.

He doesn't know. It was like 12K or something. I was going to say 10. What's the advantage of a sub, like, what's the difference between subzero versus a normal?

Probably nothing. He doesn't know. I don't know. I don't know. You know all the specs. I got size. And I had young kids and I had money coming out of my ears. It was fine. No big deal. I wanted it. Right. Okay. Kids weren't going to private schools yet.

I just went to college.

Young kids.

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