I was Charlotte.

Dude, Charlotte, I mean, I love the South. You're all in. There's nothing better at it. And like, way to set the tone for the trip, we were driving down. And there's a new gas station store hybrid. It's just swinging a hot bat. We need more around the country. What's the name? What was the brand? Get the camera on me, let me turn this hat around. That's one Buckees. Oh, you're late to the Buckees party. You got a Buckees hat. I got a Bucke's hat. I got a I got a shirt. You loved it so much. You bought gear. I had to get the swag, man. They had such a wild collection of shirts, sweatshirts. I mean, the weirdest array of stuff, like cornhole boards.

And then I had to try the food. The food there was incredible. You definitely got a brisket sandwich or something like that. Briscuit sandwich and then a beast burrito. I could have that every day for the rest of my life to start my mornings. Right. Nice. You would destroy bathrooms. An hour down the road. You're definitely pulling over. What about once you actually got to your destination?

Once we got there, we hit Sam's Club, had a great trip there, and then that's always a good time. What you get at Sam's? All your beer and everything? Yeah, we loaded up on snacks, drinks, and then Saturday morning really early, we had a, like, 9 o'clock tea time. There's a new floor for me. That's what I was

telling about these when I came in here. It was the best round of golf I've ever played. We beat the heat, got out before it got, you know, way too hot in the afternoon. And then went to Texas Roadhouse. Right. Texas Roadhouse. I mean, a round of applause for Texas Roadhouse. How many chains did you hit?

He's big on change, yes.

Tex Roadhouse Incredible, and then did you hit? He's big on change. Yes. Texas Roadhouse is incredible and then did Dave and Busters that same night. Yep. Kind of just moving around a lot. It's very busy day. Yeah. Basically could have gone to Gatorsburg and hit every one of those spots. Yeah, it was good to, you know, catch up with some old friends and just, you know, travel around. did mini golf one of the nights as well. Just a lot of smoking and joking. A lot of good time.

How many?

How many sags on a trip? friends and just, you know, travel around. Did mini golf one of the nights as well.

Just a lot of smoking and joking. A lot of good time. How many? How many sags on a trip? A little less than half a pack over the span of three days. That's not bad. It's like eight or nine. Yeah. Eight or nine smokes. So there's 20 in a pack? 20 in a pack, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what how many zins?

A lot of zins.

All right.

We were mowing through the zins.

Thankfully, there was a in a pack. 20 in a pack, yeah. Yeah, how many Zins? A lot of Zins.

All right.

We were mowing through the Zins.

Thankfully, there was a gas station not too far away, so you had to pop in and out of there every couple days. But Charlotte, man. You didn't buy a 55-gallon drum of Zins at Sam's Club? I wish. Not to do that. Now they did have something at Bucke's, and it was, because they didn't have Zinn there,

so I had to go to a different store, but it was some five cans for $5 knockoff Zinn. Oh, you should have bought that. I thought about that, but I was like, that just has to be trifling. I mean, it's got to be like the worst thing ever. You're discerning about the nicotine pouches are stuffing into your lip. real nicotine bouchers aren't trifling.

But that Buckees

just to tie things back together.

Buckees was a zoo. I'm sure real nicotine bouchers aren't trifling.

But that Buckees just to tie things back together. Buckies was a zoo. I've never been to a place that was more crowded. You went to the one right near JMU, right? Yeah, the one that just opened. Of course, a Buckees that's been open for, I think it's been open for like two weeks or three weeks. Yeah. It's going to be a mob scene. Yeah, I've never been to a place like that as crowd as it was

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