The Spooky Movie Show: The One Where Renessme Headbutts a Closet
The Bridge
Alex Brown
4.6 • 648 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2017
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
In our inaugural episode, Alex and Rebecca discuss James Wan's The Conjuring! Join us for a fun trip to a secluded New England farmhouse that's full of witches, wardrobes, and Renesmee! Things discussed include, but are not limited to: the virtues of starting a possessed doll removal service, the statistical probability of white people moving into haunted houses, and the worst way to play Hide-and Seek ever.
Thanks to Andy Dettinger and Prin Bouchonnet for our cover art!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everyone. Before we get started, I just wanted to clarify a few things. For my day job, I supervise a staff of RAs and may or may not subject them to a constant barrage of scary movies. A few of them agreed to watch The Conjuring with me for the sake of this podcast. So I included their comments in my commentary while the show's going on. |
| 0:23.7 | So if I ever allude to RAs, those are my students. |
| 0:28.6 | There are also a few times where you'll hear my cat, Artemis, in the recording. |
| 0:34.6 | He too loves scary movies and really wanted to contribute. At some point, |
| 0:39.5 | he breathes really heavily into my mic, uh, and I apologize for that, but I couldn't do much about it. |
| 0:46.4 | We'd like to thank Andy Deninger and Prind Bouchonet for our fabulous cover art. And now, here's |
| 0:54.0 | episode one of the spooky movie show, the one where Renezme headbutts |
| 0:59.1 | a closet. |
| 1:01.8 | Awesome. |
| 1:02.5 | Here we go. |
| 1:03.1 | Okay. |
| 1:03.7 | Me too. |
| 1:04.5 | Here we go indeed. |
| 1:05.8 | Well, hello. |
| 1:06.6 | Hello, Rebecca. |
| 1:08.1 | Hello, Alex. |
| 1:09.1 | What is up? |
| 1:10.7 | Not too much. Okay. Hello, Rebecca. Hello, Alex. What is up? |
| 1:11.9 | Not too much. |
| 1:17.1 | Audio adventures, mostly. Really, I don't know how to work computers, I think, is what we've discovered already. |
| 1:21.9 | What is technology? |
| 1:23.5 | We just don't know. |
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