Here we are. A couple of pints.

Great. Neck oil, yeah?

As requested. So, what did you get up to this weekend?

Well, funny story, actually. I befriended this panda,

discovered he had a beautiful singing voice, taught him how to harmonise.

We got a record deal, went on tour, went platinum in Basingstoke,

then broke up due to creative differences.

Right. So that's why there's a panda giving you the finger from across the street then.

That's right, brother.

Stick your neck out.

Beavertown. Never normal.

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Enjoy Beavertown beer responsibly.

For my business to grow, I need solar panels

to reduce my business energy bills.

New ovens from my bakery in Birmingham

to open a second

retail space.

An industrial blow dryer

for my dog grooming

business.

A shiny new tractor.

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