Hey guys, this is Ash. Unfortunately, me and the split screen guys won't be bringing you a new episode this week due to unforeseen circumstances.

At E3, Metroid Dread was announced and everyone at Kotaku got so excited. Actually, too excited. I can still hear their screams.

Anyway, this week we'll be pulling an episode out of the vault. I think it's the gamer food one where we get kind of loopy and then utterly miserable on G-Fuel, so it's a lot of fun.

Anyway, hope you guys enjoy, and we'll see you next week.

Welcome, everyone, to Kotaku Split Screen, the show where we tackle video games one very specific topic at a time.

I am your host, Ash Parish.

I am joined by my Kotaku colleagues, Nathan Grayson.

Hey, Nathan, how you doing?

I'm feeling fucking deranged because I've had a lot of G-fuel and it's really messing with me.

And Michael Fahey, Fahey, are you having a better time with your G-fuel?

I have not tasted my G-fuel yet, and hence I have a deep sense of dread.

Oh, no.

I too haven't tasted my G-fuel yet, so this will be very exciting.

Yeah.

Have you ever, like, have you ever, like, really felt your shoulders, like, felt them?

Oh, God.

Because I can feel them right now.

Like, they're very present.

Oh, Lord.

Well, if you're wondering what the hell is going on, we are not sponsored by GFuel today.

It's because we're all crazy and we've decided for today's topic of video game food.

We're going to try a little experiment later on in the podcast.

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