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It's 1148 p.m. at Melrose Place.

And you're listening to Night Call.

Hey, everybody, and welcome to Night Call, a podcast for your strange days and lonely nights.

I'm Molly Lambert, and with me in Los Angeles is Emily Yoshita. What? What? And as always, Tess Lynch. We are all in a room together.

Being in a room together, I realize that we all, even probably when we're on opposite sides of the

country, bob our heads a little bit. Yes. When we think that the theme music should be coming in for our show. Oh, yeah, we do.

I for sure bob my head to the imaginary theme music. You know you're bobbing your heads,

because we can see you. Maybe we should make some like, some solar power bobble heads.

Oh my God. Merch idea.

Guys, welcome to night call, and you should give us a call at 24046 night. Or an email. Yeah. At nightcall podcast at gmail.com. You can also text us at 240469 if you're afraid of us hearing your voice. And if you'd like to be anonymous, just tell us will protect your identity because we're nice we are and we got a facebook group we do and an instagram and they're all popping off a twitter account we're just across the web we're sending out strands

speaking of the facebook group um somebody posted something that is now making the rounds that I wanted to talk to you guys about.

And it's cremains cookies.

If you guys are listening and eating, put down what you're eating for a minute.

Because in Davis, California, at a, I guess it's Da Vinci Charter Academy, a student passed out some

cookies to her friends that contained human ashes.

Probably pretty clean, though.

I mean, I can't imagine.

Clean eating.

Clean, yeah, like, of all things that you could put in your, I bet, I bet cre better for you than like, you know, aspartame. Somehow. Do you think they have protein? Do you think they retain any? I bet not. It's probably just a carb, right? Is it even a carb? Maybe it's just fiber. Though I heard things can get toxic when they get really burnt. Like isn't the burnt part of toast supposed to be bad for you, supposedly? It's a carcinogenic. Well, something, anything that's charred. Maybe remains are carcinogenic. An entire human body is, I think, average five pounds of ashes. Am I making that up? That's what I think. You're the only one who knows that and I'm proud of you.

You speak with authority and I trust you. I believe it's between four and six pounds. I think women are average four pounds and men are average six pounds of ashes. Happy Halloween, by the way. Happy Halloween. Not yet, but you know, we're excited. but the kids who ate the ash cookies

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