The Spago Crew, with Vivian Martínez

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, we welcome comedian, Vivian Martínez, to chat about brujeria stores, negative Airbnb experiences, doing the ‘time warp,’ and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you.
0:03.4	Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.
0:11.2	It's Jordan Jesse Go.
0:12.3	I'm Jesse Thorne.
0:13.0	America's Radio sweetheart.
0:14.5	Jordan Morris Boy Detective.
0:17.0	How are you, my friend?
0:18.5	I'm okay.
0:19.4	I am coming to you from just the archetypal janky Airbnb.
0:26.0	Oh, really?
0:26.9	Yes.
0:27.6	You know, we're like you try and open a cabinet and it bangs into the handle of another cabinet because like the people who turned the home into an Airbnb don't really give a fuck.
0:38.5	And someone has carved out a notch in the wall for the shower curtain instead of just getting another shower curtain.
0:47.4	They've like drilled a hole in the wall.
0:49.6	Wait.
0:50.5	Sorry.
0:51.7	What does the, why does the shower curtain need a hole in the wall?
0:55.4	Oh, I guess the rod.
0:56.7	So they've got, they got a rod for the shower when they were turning this home into an Airbnb.
1:03.9	Right.
1:04.1	And it wasn't the right size.
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