The Sound Off – Random Thoughts, Part 3: Christmas Brunch & More

The Solomon Ray Podcast

Solomon Ray

Comedy

4.9 • 832 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Random thoughts, part three. I’m talking through my Christmas brunch menu, holiday planning, and whatever else my brain decided to spiral into.

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0:00.0	Last Christmas I gave you my hole and the very next day you said it was chopped.
0:10.0	And this year it's pristine and clear from using the coochie chlorox.
0:19.0	Last Hanukkah I gave you my pussy.
0:22.6	And the very next day you said it was chopped.
0:26.6	And this year it's pristine and clear.
0:30.6	I'm using the coochie chlorox.
0:34.6	One time last quenzaanza I gave you my pussy
0:39.1	And the very next day
0:41.4	You said it was chopped
0:43.5	And this year
0:45.3	It's pristine and clear
0:47.6	Been using the
0:48.9	Kuci Chlorox
0:50.8	Available at Sauray
0:53.5	Beauty Dotcom Do Lorox available at Sauraybeauty.com.
0:57.7	Dot com.
0:59.0	It's on sale for the holidays and get your coochie brighter.
1:06.0	Go to Sauraybeaut beauty.com.
1:13.6	Get your free gift with $98.00 purchase or more.
1:21.6	You get free US.S. domestic shipping, shipping on all orders.
1:33.3	$80 or more only at soraebeauty.com.
1:38.1	One more time, so go to sorea beauty.com. Get your good, good skincare and your coo-cheebri. And don't forget to put your,
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