Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat.

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Hi guys.

What up, everybody?

Wait, what did you hear the guys say?

I was going to open with a pop culture report of our own. So we're in this office park and next to us is this boiler room of just like 20-something year old guys with headsets that walk around with scripts and they're just like pitching stocks all day. Timu, Wolf of Wall Street. Yes. They just walk out to the courtyard and like I hear them on calls and yesterday I heard maybe one of the

biggest douchebag lines but I was like look at him go and he said don't think about this as an

investment in your finances think about it as an investment for your legacy legacy and you know some

dumb man on the other line got so hard like so hard. My legacy. What's my legacy? I'm going to be so fucking rich when I buy these penny stocks or whatever the fuck they're doing over there. I feel like the stakes are getting higher. I feel like they're saying crazier shit every single day. They're all just trying to one up each other. Yes. One of them was hot. We both stopped talking. He walked by us just now. Statistically, one of them's got to be okay. That's true. There's 20 fucking dudes in there in the bullpen. I think one of them just tried to ask me out. I was tall and hot. I just walk in there. Hi. Yeah, you just have to walk in here. Can someone explains that finance to me?

Yeah.

I'm a dumb girl.

Okay, well, guys, big announcement, already announced Monday, but tomorrow, if you're listening,

tomorrow, Friday, August 8th, my special tickets are on sale and my Philly show are on sale.

So I actually misspoke on Monday.

I had the date right, but the day wrong.

I said Thursday, August 8th.

I was trying to remember which one was more important to me, but if wrong, it was wrong, you know, it's wrong.

If wrong is wrong.

I need to go talk to those guys next door and get them to set me straight because I'm just a stupid girl.

Think about saying the date right as an investment in my legacy. In my legacy.

So anyway, this is my legacy. My legacy is on sale tomorrow. It kind of is. It really is, actually. You're not having kids. It's your legacy. So the Philly show, I am so, so excited. That is going to be Thursday, September 25th. That is on sale again, August 8th, Friday at 10 a.m. local time, And then the special is Saturday, October 11th, filming in New York City. Two shows. Those are going to be on sale. And it's just so important to me. And it will mean the world to see you guys all there. And you've been along on this journey. And so if you live in New York, of course, I want you to come. If you can make it there, make a trip out of it, I really wanted to have it on a Saturday night so people could come

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