Is Everyone Freaky Now? with Ian Fidance

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 29.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

We have wild and hilarious comedian/podcaster Ian Fidance join us to talk about everything from butt plugs to friend fights. We open with trading some drunk Delaware stories (and how Ian is sober now), then we talk about a porn star he's dating, coming out as bisexual (and why he doesn't exactly relate to that label), misconceptions about bisexuality, and why people project their judgements on others' lifestyles. We chat about his best friendship with his podcast cohost Jordan, and he shares a story about them fighting on the streets of New York…then we share our own. We also discuss how everyone seems to be so freaky nowadays (but are they really?), and we break down an insane listener question about her fiancé going to Vegas for his bachelor party. Before Ian joins us, we're talking about why dinner dates are the worst dates (just hear us out), the animal encounters we've been having at our houses, and Ashley announces her special taping. Enjoy! Follow Ian on Instagram at @ianimal69 and listen to his podcast Bein' Ian with Jordan. Follow us @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Helix: Get 20% off at https://helixsleep.com/gge. Better Help: Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/gge. Shopify: Go to https://shopify.com/gge and start building your brand today. ZBiotics: Get 15% off at https://zbiotics.com/gge with code GGE. Live Conscious: Get 15% off at https://liveconscious.com with code GGE Vegamour: Get 20% off your first order at http://vegamour.com/gge with code GGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	People hear that I'm bisexual.
0:01.4	I sleep with men and women and trans women.
0:03.6	And they're like, oh, he'll fuck me.
0:05.5	And they look like slimer from the Ghostbusters.
0:07.9	And they look like a human renaissance fair.
0:09.9	And they're like, hey, you want to fuck me?
0:11.9	And I'm like, good God, no. This podcast is a dear media production.
0:31.1	Hi guys.
0:32.4	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Got to eat.
0:34.4	Welcome back.
0:35.1	Why are you laughing?
0:35.8	I don't know.
0:36.3	What do you have to tell me? Something just came in. Welcome back. Why are you laughing? I don't know. Why are you? What do you have to tell me?
0:34.8	Something just came in. Breaking news. So the Celine bag. I found out who gave it to me. Okay. So if you guys saw the snack last two weeks ago with the Labubu gate and Raina gave me that Celine Lafou. I have been, I mean, it's been killing me.
0:36.0	Who gave me something from Celine?
0:37.7	And like, did I buy something I'm not aware of?
0:55.8	Because, I mean, it's been killing me who gave me something from Celine and like, did I buy something I'm not aware of? Because you know I'm on my Poshmark game. And I've been selling my whole house. I just got a text message from Anushka and she said, I'm listening to the snack. I miss you guys, which I live on our friends do that. She said, I gave you the Celine bag. It was your housewarming present in it. But not from Celine.
0:54.3	Not from Celine.
0:55.6	That's a the Celine bag. It was your housewarming present in it.
1:07.4	But not from Celine. Not from Celine. That's a lean bag. Fucking put it in. The girl's got to eat museum one day. Like this thing is, this is like the sisterhood of the traveling Celine bag. She brought me sandwiches and a coffee table book about Greece. In the Celine bag. The Mekanos book? The Mekanos book.
1:10.0	The Mekonos book didn't bust through that saline bag?
1:10.7	She probably... She the saline bag. The mechanos book? The mechanos book.
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