This week on the snack, clone conspiracies, love story, and Benny Blanco's dirty feet.

This is a dear media production.

Enjoy.

I'd like to welcome today a guest host because Ashley is on her honeymoon.

The only other person that we let co-host this show, my dear friend and comedian, Andrew Collin. Oh, thank you so much for having me. You're welcome. Thank you for being here. It is so nice to be here for a second time. You're welcome. This makes it how many times on the podcast, like eight? Oh, total? Yeah. I would say closer to six, but co-hosting, it's my second time. And I feel like I got an understanding of what the show is, and it'll be worse this time. No, you did a really good job. I was proud of you. You prep, you read the articles, you watch the shows I tell you to watch.

Even you said to me,

how much more of love is blind

do I have to watch?

And I was proud of you for checking.

When I hear proud,

I don't know what it is from my... You watch the shows I tell you to watch. Even you said to me, how much more of love is blind do I have to watch?

And I was proud of you for checking.

You get, when I hear proud, I don't know what it is for my childhood, but I get like, I'm like, oh, are you proud of me? Are you, am I actually good? Yes, I've done this thousands of times. Oh, you feel that it's patronized. Yes. Oh, okay. You always like tap me on the head and give me like a dog tree.

I can do this.

Oh. Oh, you feel that it's patronizing. Yes. Oh, okay. You always, like, tap me on the head and give me, like, a dog tree. I can do this. Oh, okay. So you feel that, like, I have underestimated you and it's not, that's how I feel sometimes when I get upstage and people are like, you did so good. And I'm like, I've been doing this for 10 years. Did you think I'd be bad at this? Yes, exactly.

People were like, you did so good holding that, Mike. Oh, my God, look at you talk for so long and remember all your big words. That's what people say to me. And it is flattering because I'm like, I know genuinely they mean like you're doing a thing that I couldn't necessarily do. That is not what I mean when I say it to you. No, you're actually good. You actually, like, read the stories.

This is not as bad as I when I say it to you. No, you were actually good. You actually, like, read the stories.

This is not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Yeah. Good job, pal. Good job, buddy. Okay, so we're going to just thank our partners and then get right into the rest of the episode. Yeah, right into it. Shut. Oh, sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm too excited. I had two energy drinks.

You did.

I had no coffee today at all, and I slept for 10 hours.

I'm fucked up.

You look great.

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