The Snack: Drake’s Albums, Taylor Swift’s Bangs, and Hot Dudes with Watermelons
Girls Gotta Eat
Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg
4.5 • 29.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the snack, Drake, Taylor Swift, Bethany Frankel, Alex Cooper, and Tom Brady. |
| 0:06.8 | This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy. |
| 0:13.1 | Hi, guys. Hi, welcome to the orgy. All those names. I was like, let's just do names. |
| 0:17.8 | And then we were going to do three. And then I was like, just do four. My working title is also Bethany Frankel picks a fight with an innocent bystander and men are crushing watermelon with her thighs. |
| 0:25.9 | I cannot wait to talk about the horniest thing I've seen on the internet in a while besides your clip with Mike Lanocchi. |
| 0:34.1 | So right on this podcast, you teased it and said you were being cute to go record with this guy. And he's a comedian in L.A. And he's really funny. And the clip is making waves. I was surprised, you know, really surprises me because, like, him and I just, like, floored throughout the kid. He has this show called, should we date? Is that what it's called? |
| 1:11.3 | You're like, I don't know, you did the show. And he invites girls on every week. And it's some friends of his, some new friends, and basically interviews them to date him. It's a very funny concept to me. But the comments are so interesting because him and I are just, like, joking back and forth. I'm clearly like, I'm laughing. |
| 1:13.0 | My body has turned towards him. |
| 1:13.0 | Like, the body language says like, are so interesting because him and I are just like joking back and forth. I'm clearly like I'm laughing. My body has turned towards him. |
| 2:18.3 | Like the body language says like we're having fun. You're into it. Yes. You can tell. Yes. And the comments are kind of split. Like people think he's like really nagging me and like being not nice. And I was like voice noting with him last night. And I was like it's so. Oh, everybody. they were voice noting. This is the first time hearing. I saw one text. This is not a, this is not a launch in any way. I'm sure he's dating and sleeping with other people. This is, he's a nice person. He's for somebody else. But I was like, it's so interesting to me that like some people digest this is negging because like the biggest love language in my life is like make fun of me. I want you to know me well enough to make fun of me. And other people digest it through their own lens and probably like I don't like to be teased like that. I don't like to be talked to like that by my partner. They take it too far. Like I love it. All my friends make fun of me. I hung out two of my best girlfriends besides you last night. All we did was make fun of each other for hours. Yeah. So my vows are going viral. It's so wild, actually. As we record my video, there's a clip from my special, but then it goes into my vows. They're related. It's talking about my husband not being my best friend. |
| 2:22.0 | And it's at like 25 million views probably now between Instagram and TikTok. |
| 2:24.4 | It went really viral on Instagram and like semi-viral on TikTok. |
| 2:28.7 | And I would say 90% of the comments are positive. |
| 2:30.1 | And this is so funny. |
| 3:24.4 | I actually didn't even anticipate negative ones because I'm like, how can you do not like this? I thought the headline was like, brides, unusual vows go viral for like how creative and funny they are. But also this whole relatable concept of your man's not your best friend. Also, my face the whole time. I mean, Raina is a huge part of it. The egg carton is in there. The egg carton's a paid actor. And it's just, it's a perfect real. Anna's in the room. Anna helped. We workshoped it together and added a little flare to it. And it's perfect. It's the best thing I've ever posted. It is my whole personality in one. You got the go birds at the end, all the things. But I have noticed a few that people don't like it. And it's because they call their partner their best friend. They said it in their vows. They think I'm being mean. They think I'm being disrespectful. Meanwhile, Shishon's laughing the whole time. I don't need to defend this, you guys. If you're going viral, people will hate it. You can't please everybody when you're that many people are seeing something. |
| 3:27.2 | But it is interesting, just the few negative ones. |
| 3:28.5 | And people are like, this isn't funny. |
| 3:29.8 | Yeah, it is. |
| 3:31.3 | Yeah, I think it is. |
| 3:33.0 | I think you're actually in the minority. But it is interesting. |
| 3:35.5 | Again, the complete majority. |
| 3:38.7 | And then there's these few people that are like, I don't like it because it is like personal to me. |
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