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Girls Gotta Eat

The Snack: Canceling Men vs. Women, Barbie Nightmare, and Hard Launch Goals

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.529.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: Announcing Ashley’s special! A terrifying Easter cake goes viral Barbie Dream Fest was a nightmare The latest on the Summer House scandal Women being canceled vs. men Controversial return of Kanye West + Wireless Festival canceled Dakota Mortensen cut from Vanderpump Villa Headlines: Tiger Woods DUI body cam footage, Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni lawsuit, Kim K. and Lewis Hamilton hard launch, Pam Bondi fired Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Vivrelle: Get your first month free and skip the waitlist at http://vivrelle.com/ with code GGE. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order at https://quince.com/GGE. The Testaments: Watch the The Testaments now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. NOCD: If you’re struggling with OCD book a free 15-minute call at https://learn.nocd.com/gge. AG1: Get an AG1 Flavor Sampler plus a bottle of Vitamin D3 + K2 FREE with your first AG1 subscription at https://drinkAG1.com/GGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This week on the snack, Barbie Nightmare Fest, a Ferrari hard launch, and the summer house drama continues.

0:08.5

This is the Dear Media production.

0:10.0

Enjoy!

0:14.4

Hi guys.

0:15.4

We gotta say hi.

0:16.6

I asked people, do you miss the high?

0:18.4

And they were like, fuck yes.

0:20.6

We only missed it once, and it was on a snack. We would never miss a high guys on a Monday. That's like never happened in the history of time. Once in a blue moon, I will forget what my cue is. You know, I'm like, hi guys, and then I forget the next line. It does happen to me once in a blue moon. We are tired. I don't know why. It's like we went to bed early. You know, hot take, it's hard to sleep, not in your own bed.

1:49.0

You know, at this point, this is what I do. When I come to the East Coast, I'm in like my parents' house, my brother's house, hotel room in New York. That's, it's a lot of beds. Club, bus, another club. Yeah. Parents pull out couch. I just, I, do you feel like you are, I get overstimied in New York. I can't sleep. I say I'm super late and I wake up late. I thought you were going to say at your parents' house. And there's like a whole TikTok over-stimulated, your parents' house. Over the holidays, I saw so much content about this of just being overstimulated when you're used to living on your own and your own quiet or whatever you have going on in your house and you get to your parents' house. And my parents' TV is, it's not on all the time, but when it's on, it's out of 12. You have 18 cats. There's so many animals. Like I got in this TikTok hole of people feeling they love their parents, they want to be their parents. But the older you get and the more you live your own life in your own home, especially if you're alone or just with your partner or whatever, you go back to your parents. And it's a lot. It is nonstop talking. I mean, and especially like you and me, like we live really far from our families. And so, like, I and like when I woke up, I said to my brother, like, I expect to see you every minute on Saturday.

1:51.3

And he was like, challenge accepted bitch.

1:53.5

Like we went to brunch at 9 a.m. And we did not break.

1:54.9

Brunch.

1:56.0

Another brunch club.

1:58.1

We did not break from the hang until 11 o'clock at night. And it was continuous, like, talking. And then we were with my sister and last family. And it was just like, everyone's like eating and drinking and talking and the baby, the baby, the baby. I mean, I was over stimmed. And I was like, I know I requested this and I regret it. I hate a loud TV. I think I'm becoming more sensitive to sound as I get older. Like, and my, it's been always sensitive to sound. But it's just my, it's, my dad's hearing, you know, it's got to be up. Like, I was like, mom, you have to turn out the TV. I can't, like, live like, I'd rather hear the, my nephew's screaming than a TV at like a 15. Okay, you and I TV at home people. That's exactly. We're not background noise TV people. 100%. Sometimes I just realize I've been sitting in silence for an hour and I'm like, I should set a vibe. Yeah, we live with somebody. You know TV during dinner? Like, I'm that bitch. I don't, do you think that's of a different generation?

2:51.3

I can't, like, imagine somebody, like, any of our friends turning the TV on during dinner. I used to eat dinner in front of the TV all the time. When you lived alone. Yeah. That's different, though. There's somebody with you. Exactly. Like, I'm like, we're going to take a break and we're going to dine. I know because I don't hear from you from like 6 p.m.

3:06.3

From like 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.

3:06.8

I know dinner music.

3:08.1

I know Shishak has walked in the door because I don't hear from you from like 6 p.m to 8 p.m. I know dinner music.

3:08.1

I know Shishak has walked in the door because I don't hear from you for two hours.

3:12.0

Okay, let's thank you our partners. Then we have a big announcement today, guys. Thank you to Ve Vrrel. Get your first month free and skip the way list at Vrrel.com with code GGE. and Quince get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order at quince.com

3:24.2

slash GGE.

3:25.7

And thank you to the Testaments.

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