The Smuggler's blues & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From smuggling booze on a cruise to a backpacker causing poultry pandemonium at a chicken factory, a lonely heart column mishap plus a very unwise newspaper slogan and a toilet freshener error —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?

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0:00.0	Oh, Jamie's got a new car. He only passed his test last week.
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0:52.0	Step into our Confessional, confess all. We won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.
0:58.0	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
1:05.0	Very good. I feel as though I know you kind of thought, where's he gone?
1:10.0	And it went silent for a while, but I just thought when you listen to the
1:13.8	reverb time at the end of that piece along with the ping the reverb time yeah
1:19.0	the reverb time at the end of that little look look this this bit here right?
1:22.8	Step into our confession, confess all, we won't tell anyone, just the entire nation.
1:29.6	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's confessions. Is people wandering the
1:36.1	corridors? The reverb time is the amount of time it takes for the sound to die.
1:39.3	Oh right okay well we've all learned something there, haven't we?
1:43.2	Thank you, I think so.
1:44.2	Yeah.
1:45.2	Yeah.
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