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THE SMOOTH EPISODE (NOT IN A SEXY WAY)

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

- There is no describing this episode. Look, just play it. You’ll get there. - Alternate title was going to be THE TICK WAR EPISODE - The LEAST upsetting voice in this episode is Spencer’s Joe Paterno, if that tells you anything - In a shocking revelation, at least one member of this podcast thinks it used to be “too easy to obtain dynamite in this country”! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

They're never hitting a million. Oh, I know because then the smoothening the smooth one approaches

0:08.1

Everyone is doing such upsetting voices tonight. I'm

0:11.6

Smooth must be all and almost be smooth

0:14.1

Here's the thing if if if if he has to get shaved I

0:19.4

Will put him at a pool of gelo after it. Okay, that's great because that can happen at your house

0:24.8

And then I that's why yeah, that's where you're like you're like not super hairy except for the beard, right?

0:31.6

Yeah, I heard you have like real you have like very smooth legs

0:35.3

All right, you're like weirdly hairless legs though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like it's all pretty. It's all so we're like most of the way there already

0:43.4

We started with the legs

0:48.2

Like like were you dipped were you held by the shoulders? Oh my god. He got sheep dipped. I did

0:54.0

I was sheep dipped by by Hercules into a magical spring that only gave me a majestic beard and chest hair. It's Spencer a tune

1:06.4

Get the dip

1:07.9

Make him smell I'll get you dabbo because when you get me I'll look just like that

1:37.9

Welcome to the shutdown full cast you are listening to the internet's only

1:45.6

Podcast if you want another one. That's too bad. What a promotion that was

1:51.9

Yeah, this is all you get but we're gonna give it to you

1:55.8

We'll give it to you with all of the strength granted to us by college football Jesus. I

2:01.0

The only podcast. It's too bad. That's the burden we're given. This is the cross. We must bear now you're the cross

2:08.0

And on that cross is another cross on my back. So we're really all bearing my burden

2:13.1

Congratulations, are they all the same size? Are they getting smaller and smaller as they go up the stack?

2:19.2

Just just crosses all the way up. So it's just so it's essentially it's essentially one very very deep cross

2:26.0

When we could cross at the top of it standing on top of it is Greg Jennings and what he what is he got the team on his back?

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