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Okay, I do have a legitimate question to start this off. What exactly is a smock?

Okay, so there's a smock, and then there's smocking.

These are two different things. So a smock is what your mom used to put on you before you did finger painting.

It would go on from the front with armholes.

Yeah, like an apron, but lab coat your full front.

Okay, that's a smock.

That's a smock.

Yeah.

And can you have a gun that smocks?

Then smocking is like the fabric, like the way that you sew fabric together. you sew fabric together.

Okay.

Or smocking is a way an idiot who doesn't know how how to spell right smoking gun.

Now I don't think that's what we're talking about here.

I think we're talking about a gun made of fabric and how Robert Mueller has not found one of those yet.

I actually think we're talking about the president finger painting and needing smocking to do his artwork.

Mm-hmm. There's definitely no smocking gun here.

But if there was a smocking gun, Robert Miller has it. Hello,

Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Smocking Gun Edition.

I am Shane Harris of the Washington Post. I have to admit when I saw

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