We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 1177 dot J. B 2414 certificate number 23582 the 2. The Smiley Face Killers.

You went to college.

I believe so, yes.

But you, uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but you have never consumed alcohol.

Uh...

I mean you had a little glass of man of Shevitz once on a that Passover.

I'm trying to think like what my all of my biggest alcohol consumption has probably been in the form of

Teremese., some rum soaked dessert or something. But never like.

I feel like I was served a cocktail once on a plane accidentally and I took a sip and I was like,

this isn't orange juice. You isn't orange juice you can't just

yeah you can't just put vodka in all the drinks delta they're like it's first

class what are you talking about I as most future links know, am a recovering alcoholic and I spent many years drinking heavily,

very drunk and did a lot of dumb things when drinking.

You don't recommend it?

No, I don't recommend drinking at all,

but I don't recommend binge drinking or heavy drinking.

I really don't.

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