Well, Will, well, well, well, welcome to the Purple Stuff podcast.

Starring Jay from Sludge Central, and Matt from dinosaur Dracula. So, Matt, I'm sitting here at my desk and I'm sitting here at my desk and I have my hands in just gobs of goo.

Another night at home for you, Jay.

This is an average evening.

No, but I tell you this because it relates to what we're doing here on the Purple Stuff podcast tonight.

A show that is many years in the making.

We have talked about doing this subject for so long.

I can't believe the night is finally upon us, Jay.

How can we call ourselves the Purple Stuff podcast and not do a show dedicated to slime.

Slime me.

It's the official Purple Stuff podcast Slime Show.

Yes.

Long time coming, like you said.

We are both huge fans of slime.

It's come up very often in the show.

In fact, that was the tricky thing

about tonight's episode is that we had to avoid so many things that we've already talked about.

Yeah, stuff we've already talked about and things that are just so obvious. It's like, I could see

this stuff anywhere. I could listen to it. So we kind of wanted to bring our own oddball choices tonight.

Right.

I'll admit that one of my things is really obvious, and I probably brought it up before.

But I think everything else for me and all four of the things from you, unexpected.

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