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change. In high school, I wanted to fight back against the man. The man was our principal.

White shirt, blue suit, no nonsense.

And our principal, like principals in every film you've ever seen,

didn't take kindly to the likes of someone like me.

Always talking about,

You're skating on thin eyes, mister.

Thin eyes.

Because I was all about the nonsense, the foolishness, the devilment.

I just wanted to be me, man, you know.

Principal said he followed me around, drive me crazy.

I always imagined that he was the center of some global conspiracy, out to subvert emerging leaders of tomorrow,

singled me out from their headquarters in New York.

Turns out that he was just a nice dude trying to keep things moving.

But what if there really was a high school conspiracy?

What if the man really was out to get you?

Well, today in Snap Judgment,

class is back in.

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