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Rooster Teeth Podcast

The Sleep Apnea One Night Stand - #691

Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth

Society & Culture, Technology, Comedy

4.811.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Join Gus Sorola, Chris Demarais, Kayla Milton, and Blaine Gibson as they talk about Gobloks, what’s in a hoe bag, skin craftsmanship, and more on this week's RT Podcast. Sponsored by Squarespace (http://squarespace.com/ROOSTERTEETH), Better Help (http://betterhelp.com/ROOSTER), and Doordash (Download DoorDash app + code ROOSTER). Join FIRST to watch episodes early: http://http://bit.ly/2uNNz0O FIRST Member and need your Private RSS feed for this show? Go here: http://bit.ly/FIRSTRSS RTP will be LIVE April 1st at the Stateside Theater in Austin, TX. Get tickets here: https://bit.ly/austintix

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0:00.0

This is a Rooster Teeth production.

0:04.0

What's up Internet? It's a podcast. I'm Gus. I'm Chris. I'm Kayla. Chris take your sunglasses off. I'm Blaine. And I'm Gus and I'm the one bringing the energy to the podcast tonight. Chris, you're a lunatic. Why? We were sitting at the office today. So where I sit, Kayla sits to my left and Chris sits

0:34.0

to my right. I live I sit in the most chaotic part of our office and Blaine kind of sits across and you were getting like some props ready for something we're going to shoot tomorrow. You had on your desk and you put like your keys in them. And for out of nowhere, you get out to the office. Hey, everyone, don't worry. It's not a swing or thing or anything. I just put my keys in this cup and then Blaine is in the middle of editing stuff. He takes his headphones off and goes, what? And you go, I'm not a swing or anything. I just put my keys in this cup and Blaine just goes, Chris, I'm in the middle of work. You may need stop to listen to this. What was the joke?

1:04.0

I know, but no one laughs. It was. Stop everything. I have a joke. Dead silence. Everyone has to stop their work to try to look at Chris. Chris makes his joke and everyone just ignores it except for Blaine who didn't hear it the first time who asks him to repeat it and is still like crickets in the office. Yeah. Well, I think what hurt the joke was the shades that you're wearing that made it seem serious. No. What hurt the joke was it was actually a

1:34.0

fancy like cup and not a fish bowl. It should have been a fish bowl. Yeah, because it would have been way better if you pull out a fish bowl. Carrot top with your prop. I had these in my pocket and then I saw that we're against a wood background. These are like a wood themed sunglasses. Yeah, they get like a theme. They're like me with Chris on the podcast. That was me. Why do you keep? This morning, I had another great Chris encounter. Oh boy. What?

2:03.4

It's been really warped the past few days in Austin. Then like overnight, it got pretty cold. Yeah. And we showed up. We're going to film something down the hall over here and John and I were here first. And we had to go to the other stage to pick up some props and stuff. We ran into Chris in the parking lot. Chris, like, I'll go with you. And Chris, like, man, I can't believe we got so cold. I've only got one jacket in my car. And we were like, go on. And it's a thin one. And it's a thin one. He said, normally I have three levels of I have three levels of jacket. I brought the thinnest one. Normally, I keep at least

2:33.4

two in my car, but I had to put a bunch of wood in there. I might have to defend Chris on this. Oh, to make the glasses. Why we said, but we said, well, first of all, you keep your coats in your closet. Second of all, you walk out your front door. It's cold. You walk back in and you get another coat. Unless you, well, you don't unless you think you have other jackets in your car. True. Or you have a garage, but you don't have a multiple jackets in their car. It has. No, you got a my case. We're putting

3:03.4

the hats in the fucking oven. What? What? What? What are you? They put pots? Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Gust, do you store your pots in the oven? Yes. Okay. I want to two things. Gust, I'm going to make a lot of assumptions right now. I'm assuming your home much larger, nicer than mine. What? Do you? Why the oven and not real estate? The story. So is the real estate of your home in kitchen where it's meant to be. Yeah, but I got stuff in the other cabinet. What? Dishes?

3:33.4

You have that many dishes. Why don't you get rid of dishes? Listen, we're here to talk about Chris. You know, you know, kids. Are you talking about like the under the cover? Like a cooling rack muffin tin. Like shit, you would use in the oven. What you do with that when you use the oven. I take it out, put on the island. So you're putting it in the oven and not the thing at the bottom, which we don't have a thing at the bottom. Oh, cook.

3:54.9

I try to only eat out like twice a week. Not so bad. That's good. But then now you're constantly banging pots. And the jacket thing, I'll go back to the jacket thing.

4:05.1

But one, sometimes the temperature changes throughout the day. Sure. So it might get colder at night. Texas is known for that. Yeah. So it could be really cold. And also crap. The jacket I have now is no longer valid. I must transfer. You know, like, so you can do that. You make hot swaps. Then or cold swaps. Yeah.

4:23.1

Then also, if you're like on, say, a date scenario and they're and they're like, Oh, it's cold. Like, well, here, you can have my jacket. Now, in a one jacket scenario, you are now cold. Yeah. In a two jackets or three jacket scenario, you're both warm.

4:42.1

So I actually store jackets, blankets, spare underwear, spare pants, spare shoes. All of that is in this like reusable grocery bag in the back of my Jeep. Well, that's just a whole bag.

4:55.1

Is that like fair? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or if you. Yeah. Yeah. No, because there was this one time. It was like ages ago. We did that. Girlfriend know about your home bag? No.

5:08.1

So we did that live show during like, before we all took off for the holidays.

5:16.1

20 or four years ago, 2018, 2018, whatever. Anyways, we did that. And then we all went to a place to go get drinks together. And it was outdoor seating only and everyone was freezing. And I was like, I'll be right back. And I brought in like my bag. And I have like four jackets and two blankets to give out. And everyone was like, why do you have all this? And I was like, are you warm? You're welcome.

5:39.1

And that's questions. That's right. I say today. Yeah. I mean, I feel like I do a similar thing. But that's just because like I, okay, so what I'll do is I get in my car and then like all the jackets who restrictive. I can't drive. So I take it off. I throw in the back seat.

5:53.1

And at some point, I've got so many jackets in my back seat. And I'm just like, oh, there's so many jackets in my back seat with a song break sense. And I move them to my trunk. So then at some point, I just have a trunk full of jackets jackets and shirts and shoes and whatnot. And then I'm just like, well, these are just going to be in here for about six months until I get embarrassed at an HB grocery pickup when they open my trunk. There's no space. And then I'm like, oh, no, I got to clean it out. And then you know, I just do that until I die.

6:20.1

And I keep nothing in my car, other than like grocery bags in the trunk. Well, you know, what you're doing is the same thing is what he's doing with his fucking oven and all the pots and pans. It is though. You're storing something that shouldn't be there.

6:33.1

But it goes there. No, but trunks are made to hold things. They're built to hold stuff. Well, and oven is for baking and cooking. Yeah. I would argue though. I don't agree with Gus. But on his side, pots and pans are made to go in the oven.

6:47.1

All the stuff for storage, all the stuff that I put in there is the stuff I would use in there.

6:52.1

I would see I would buy your argument. Gus, if you only used one pan, because in year or not ever shuffling.

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