The Slap Heard 'Round the World

Getting Hammered®

Laissez-Faire Media

Politics, Society & Culture, News, News Commentary

4.7 • 844 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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None of us would've known the Oscars had even happening if it weren't for Will Smith smacking the [bleep] out of Chris Rock on stage. Mary Katharine and Vic have thoughts on that, as well as President Joe Biden's gaffes on the Russian-Ukraine War. Finally, Mary Katharine fears for the safety of her state, as Duke and UNC face off in the Final Four. Times 00:12 - Segment: Welcome to the Show 13:27 - Segment: The News You Need to Know 13:44 - Actor Will Smith slaps the sh*t out of comedian Chris Rock at the Oscars on Sunday 31:59 - President Joe Biden’s team forced to do clean-up after he demands for a regime change in Russia during speech in Poland 43:28 - Duke to face University of North Carolina in the Final Four Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of
0:14.8	Getting hammered.
0:19.0	We want to keep the baby sneezes.
0:20.6	I think we should. Yes. She's here with me.
0:24.8	Holly's making an appearance. Okay. I am here as always with my friend Vic Mattis. I'm your host,
0:29.9	Mary Catherine Ham. Thank you for being here. I am underprepared and over caffeinated this morning.
0:36.1	So it should go well. How are you doing, Vic?
0:38.9	I'm doing fine, Mary Catherine. And if the listeners hear any other kind of noises, that's the baby.
0:45.1	Okay. It's not me. I'm fine this morning. I'm fine. I'm just having a cup of coffee. Nothing else is
0:52.8	going on. If you don't worry about it, people. Yeah, don't worry about it. No, I'm doing fine. I'm just having a cup of coffee. Nothing else is going on.
0:58.0	If you don't worry about it, people. Yeah, don't worry about it. No, I'm doing fine.
1:03.8	Had a busy weekend. My father was here last week. So I brought him back to New Jersey.
1:10.6	And when I was there, decided to get myself and for him, a lunch from one of my favorite little Italian places called Chianos.
1:12.4	And it was he wanted a calzone.
1:15.1	And it's like, I got to get a small one for him.
1:16.9	And I wanted a stromboli.
1:19.2	And I thought I'll get a large because I'm picturing like something the size of subway.
1:23.3	And you know what is strong.
1:24.3	If people don't know what it is, it's like a long roll of Italian bread. And, you know, you stuff it with everything you want.
1:33.1	Pepperoni, sausage, mushroom cheese, tomato sauce. It's a big party. And what this was, we get it. And I looked at the price and I said, you know, inflation is up. I get that. So like my stromboli was $14. But, you know, you'll spend here in town, you'll spend $15 for a salad. So why not get a large stromboli? So the thing comes out and it, the guy brings it out in a large pizza box. And I'm like, he must be mistaken. We didn't get a pizza. I open it up. The stromboli takes up the whole length of that giant
2:01.8	pizza box. And it's wide. It was so enormous. I had half of it while driving down Interstate 95,
2:10.0	which is quite a sight, by the way. If you want to, people looking into the window, they could see
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