The Slam Pig of the Year Awards (The Valley S3 E9, RHORI S1 E9, and RHOA S17 E8 Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slam Pig of the Year Awards" - we begin by talking about Susan Boyle's next era, KJ and Dara from Summer House potentially breaking up, and Bethenny Frankel. (00:00 - 27:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 9) - "Kristen the Giver". (27:25) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 9) - "When Life Hands You a Cracker" - a little pop in. (01:12:00) And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Yodel Ay Hee Hee". (01:45:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's once we're you tonight.
0:03.8	Okay, let's get started.
0:08.9	Just raise your glasses high.
0:12.9	This once we...
0:14.0	Turtle time.
0:16.9	It's Susan Boiling outside, and it's about to get even hotter. That's right. Susan Boyle is launching a
0:24.2	major comeback, and she's recording a full album at Abbey Road in London. She even recreated the famous
0:31.7	Abbey Road Beatles photo with her doing all four of the Beatles' members' various walking styles, even Ringo's provocative
0:40.2	walk. If you close your eyes and listen right now, you can probably hear Simon Cowell saying,
0:47.6	She's Got Talent. Amy, is it Susan Boiling where you are? I'm on fire.
0:55.0	These photos are so iconic.
0:56.8	I dropped to my knees when I saw them.
0:59.2	I think we should fly out.
1:00.7	I mean, I saw she's doing that.
1:03.4	Clay Aiken is back in the mix.
1:04.9	I'm like, where's the she bangs?
1:06.3	She bangs guy?
1:07.8	Because then we'll have everybody.
1:09.6	That would be so great if she bangs she bangs
1:12.5	comes back I these photos like I really you said it it's like it goes it says another one on
1:19.1	her jacket and she's standing in front of this beautiful studio and they are some of the coolest
1:23.5	photos I've ever seen in my life the Abbeybey Road photos are so awesome. It's just like,
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