The Slade Smiley Archive (RHOC S19 E11 and RHOM S7 E16 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slade Smiley Archive" - we start with the news that Summer House is getting a New York City-centric spin-off and then talk about other really pressing Bravo news. (00:00 - 29:45) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 11) - "Shannonigans". (29:45) And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 16) - "32 x 2 - 5 = A Bad Birthday Cake". (01:01:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	To be or not to be.
0:02.8	Right now we're offering a range of incentives across Audi models.
0:06.5	That is the...
0:07.5	But only until the 28th of February.
0:10.0	The...
0:10.7	Um...
0:12.0	So stop whatever you're doing.
0:14.4	Um... I'll be right back.
0:17.1	Just carry on without me.
0:18.3	And find yours online or at Finchley Road, Audi.
0:21.5	Audi, four-sprung Duck Technic.
0:23.8	Terms and conditions apply.
0:25.1	Selected models, retail customers and participating Audi centers only.
0:30.3	This one's for you tonight.
0:34.2	Okay, let's get started.
0:36.2	Well, Drew Barry Moore surprised Catherine Heigle by giving her a dog bowl with Liam Neeson's face on it.
0:42.8	You heard that right?
0:43.8	Catherine Heigle has a dog named Liam Neeson, and so Drew Barrymore blew her mind by giving her a dog bowl with Liam's face at the bottom.
0:52.1	I guess now when Catherine's dog is taken for a walk, he can also hope to be taken while he eats.
0:59.6	Now here's Amy to confirm this reporting.
1:02.9	At no point did I know where that sentence was going.
1:06.5	Which one?
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