This is Corolla Digital.

Hello my little yellow fingers, it's me, Allison, before the show officially starts a few

words.

One, have you ever heard a noise coming from the other room and thought, someone is either

exercising, putting together furniture or masturbating?

Because I feel like I had this thought a lot, basically whenever I hear deep breathing

coming from somewhere near me, or perhaps on the phone.

But I don't pick up my phone, so don't call me creeps.

Anyway, some iTunes comments of the week, I believe, would be in order.

Okay, this first one, and by the way I think I'm just going to read one, but I'm making

it sound like there's a whole bunch.

There are a whole bunch, mind you, but I'm just going to read one today.

The first one, so funny.

I love Allison, when she talks about her history with men and her irrational thoughts and

ways of dealing with her boyfriend, I feel so unalone, the way a best friend should make

you feel.

She is hilarious and sometimes I wish the podcast was just her and Gary.

Thanks Allison, someday when you write the world's funny skyd to dating, I will be first

in line to get it signed.

I hope this doesn't come off as a backhanded compliment because that's totally not how

I mean it.

It really sounds rude, but my delete button is broken, darn it, please don't put me on

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