4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2022
⏱️ 35 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Pete’s living in his own world and he’s making the rules, which makes for one scary society if we’re honest. We hear all about the rules in his kingdom and they are as expected.... interesting.
In the second half, we finally get round to our hand hurting special and warning, it's not for the faint heart. We hear about a medical marvel of a pinky and an unfortunate story relating to conkers and a meat skewer.
Are you a medical marvel? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Oh, pinch punch last of the month. This is the look of Peter on the 20th of February. My name is Pete Donaldson and my side chick is Mr. |
0:19.0 | No, he's with me now. You're right, Luke. I'm all right. How you doing? I'm all right, mate. Everything's fine in Peetie town to be quite frank. Although I am reeling from what could only be described as one hell of a tax bill. I am eating beans and rice. Good job. I bought invested in that ninja air fryer. I can fry on my beans in and my rice cook. I mean, I think I'm sort of finding out why I'm in such a tax strife because I've spent all my money on consumer electronics in the kitchen. Pete, if you are the you are living |
0:49.0 | in Peetie town, presumably you have some kind of kind of say over their tax policy. That's right. Actually, yeah, I should just I could declare Pete town. I could declare Pete town a tax haven, I suppose, couldn't I? Okay, I wouldn't like to live in Peetie town because I would worry who's making the buses run on time. |
1:09.0 | We'd have a load of buses, though. We'd have loads of kit nor be a driver. They'd be electric buses, like they'd be electric buses, no electricity, no electrical infrastructure to charge them completely nonsense. All of them would end up at the bottom of a big hill. |
1:26.0 | I'll get back. Push them down on fire. What else is Pete town all about these days? You've got a lot of consumer electronics. |
1:33.0 | Life, liberty, fruit of the loam and hard drugs, baby. It's going to be let that town in in the wire waiting just stick whatever you want in your arm. |
1:42.0 | How much for them? How much for them? Yes, that's it. Pete, did you just say hard drugs into make yourself sound cool to the youth listening? Yeah, yeah. I was talking to one of our producers yesterday, who produces Jack, my tapioca, and a couple of others, and we were talking about how humorous. You know that talk to Frank website. |
2:02.0 | Yeah. We were talking about meow, meow. On the talk to Frank website, it says, if it has a list of like side effects, we're taking, I think it's methadron, which is presumably. |
2:15.0 | Yeah, and so like they use words like, you know, confident talkative, euphoric, very affectionate towards the people around you. These aren't short words, but it can also make you urgently need to pull lots. |
2:27.0 | People can sort of understand like a grown-up word for pull. You don't need to go need a big shit. I've just on the website now, although you famously have taken drugs to help yourself pull, right? |
2:42.0 | If only me. I had the drugs in the house to make myself ship myself inside out. I would love that. That would be a peat holiday, and I think that's what should come out the taps in peat town. |
2:52.0 | Diuretic water. In peat town, there's no public toilet because everyone needs to use them once a year. I just looked at the website. I didn't even know the talk to Frank website was even a thing. |
3:03.0 | So for those listening who are internationally, this was like a campaign that was run several years ago for people to get information honest and clear information about drugs, which is obviously a very good thing to do. |
3:13.0 | I'm looking at it now. It's an amazing resource. There's a drugs A to Z here. I could choose exactly what I'll do next. |
3:19.0 | I'm full of energy. I've taken my feather drawn. I also like to know what I also like about this. It's a methadrone. As far as I know, and I may start the world's oldest granddad, but as far as I know, when it was when it was the big thing, it was this kind of street legal drug, which I think was then later made illegal. |
3:35.0 | Yeah, it was that wasn't it like pitched by the Daily Mailers like plant food in the same way they describe ether as a hippie crack. |
3:41.0 | That's right. So hippie crack is just the weirdest one because that's basically just what nitrogen or something. But the point I was going to make is that you start off by calling it meow meow, which is something that the tabloids just started calling it on this talk to Frank website of all these different drugs. |
3:56.0 | There are so many different quote street names under the also called section, which I don't think any any of them are real. It's basically just like Chris Morrison brass. |
4:06.0 | This is the different ones for methadrone, right? Right. Yeah. Is anyone real? Really? Is anyone calling it white magic? |
4:15.0 | No, that sounds like holy white magic. The soul. |
4:19.0 | The soul. White magic. |
4:22.0 | Ironically David Blinn. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Stak Production, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Stak Production and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.