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The Luke and Pete Show

A Billy wristbreaker

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Is Luke a Giant Wotsit, a Wheat Crunchie, a Frazzle, or all of the above? The answer lies in today's show...


Plus, more hand-hurting emails! We discuss sitting an exam with broken fingers and a drunken accident when someone tried to sneak in without waking up their parents.


Any advice for sneaking in after a few drinks? Let us know, email: [email protected] or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there.



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0:00.0

It's Thursday the 3rd of March, my name is Pete Donaldson, and I am full of giant

0:16.4

watsits.

0:17.4

When I just ran into the house, to go to the low, I picked up a load of giant watsits and

0:23.5

just put them all in my mouth, Luke Moor, how'd you like me?

0:26.2

How'd you like my apples?

0:27.2

How'd you like my watsits?

0:28.2

I like to think that I'm your giant watsit.

0:30.7

You are.

0:31.7

If you were to be a snack, I think a watsit would be a very, or maybe a weak crunchy.

0:36.7

I think you'd make a good weak crunchy.

0:38.3

What, because I'm quite furry, you mean, like quite like a...

0:40.1

Yeah, quite furry and round, like, really, really curly.

0:43.2

I think you'd need to be like a frazzle.

0:44.9

Yeah, I can see, I can definitely see the logic behind the weak crunchy, the frazzle and

0:49.1

the watsit.

0:50.1

And also, because you've obviously been consistently fond of referring to me as some kind

0:56.2

of honey monster type character.

0:58.0

Yeah, that's fair.

0:59.0

I think that's fair.

1:00.0

Because I think you've got, because you've got something of a night about you, like, you

1:05.0

do your best work after dark, you're kind of, you're wierry, you're kind of lye, because

1:10.5

I'm a bit more lumbering and a bit more kind of woolly, I don't know.

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