Sarah hears the term 'bed rot' - always a few weeks/months behind, like any good non TikToker - and realizes that the only term for catching up on Miami's complete reunion cycle is 'bed of roses.' After binging all three parts of the RHOM reunion, and yes, of course, watching BH yet again, she invites over one of her Bravoholic pals to the cloffice to unpack it all: content creator and ally to viral shrimp cereal commentary, Christine Biancavilla. They discuss their single girls' guide to Housewives marriages (and what Housewives fans are missing of Mo's vulnerability, seen in recent Netflix clips), Julia's new role as the bone collector of Miami (one with phenomenal lip sync power), Garcelle and Crystal's fascinating side eyes about Dorit and PK's marriage, Kyle’s erasure of Sutton's vulnerability-based storylines (and why Guerdy deserves all of the flowers in the ether), and the most toxic Housewives divorces. Mauricio may have consciously uncoupled from the Housewives universe this season, but this convo is all in - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 517!

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Israel Trauma Coalition: The Israel Trauma Coalition provides a holistic-collaborative approach that includes knowledge, tools and resources for optimal emergency preparedness, professional support, focused on the rapid recovery of the individual, community and strengthening national resilience. https://israeltraumacoalition.org/en/

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

Read "Jews Don't Count" by David Baddiel: https://www.amazon.com/Jews-Dont-Count-David-Baddiel/dp/000853019X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=318585KUJHCEG&keywords=jews+don%27t+count&qid=1697147929&sprefix=jews+dont+count%2Caps%2C105&sr=8-1

Read "A Left That Refuses to Condemn Mass Murder is Doomed" by Eric Levitz/New York Magazine: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/a-left-that-refuses-to-condemn-mass-murder-is-doomed.html

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