The silty trombone

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Richard is still being terrorised by a terrible motorcycle. Also in this episode, Shazam for cars, going to Goodwood with a tortoise, travelling light with Tiff Needell, trouser delivery services, ringing a car spares shop, older people with burner phones, wet belts explained, the Rose and Jack nookie car, Marillion car news, Debbie Harry’s car-based memories, a book about Rover and Honda, the Night Samba, sleeve valves, and 60s man remembers being on the Titanic.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	Richard Porter and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things
0:12.0	My daughter loves of track called My head is a jungle. Okay? Yes, and I like it too by you know when you hear a track on the radio or something and you think I like that, but now I've got no idea who is it who it's by so I don't know whether to how to ask for it again or save it on my spot to find
0:35.8	this or whatever you know it's I think you hear a certain age actually where you go I
0:39.3	like that song but I've now lost as to how to find it. Yeah. I don't want to sing it to somebody
0:46.7	because I said like a tool bag. Well there's always the hope that you hear in a public space and you can use Shazam to identify it. I've done that before.
0:56.9	I flippin love Shazam. I'd love to invent a Shazam for cars. Is that not your brain? That is my brain. Yeah. Well it is my brain but for
1:07.2	really quite mundane exhaust pipes that would be the testing one wouldn't it?
1:10.5	Oh I see the sound of cars rather than the appearance of cars.
1:13.6	Yeah no sound. What's that? Well it's a Ford Monteo Johnny and you go yeah I
1:18.0	shortly. No it's just there's purely audio and so I'd go and call. That's a good idea. Yeah see I'd go and cold start
1:26.1	David next doors perjio 2008 three cylinder and unless the wet belt just suddenly unraveled and shat itself, continuing saga,
1:38.6	I'd be able to record it on my phone and then go who's that then what's that then and they go I suppose
1:46.0	you're 2008 it's probably the 1.2 blah blah blah.
1:50.1	Hang on I could use this exhaust note shazam to identify that stupid motor bike that wakes me up at five to six every morning.
1:58.8	Oh yeah, of course.
2:00.6	Because I've had, I caught a glimpse of it going but.
2:04.0	This is so funny to me.
2:08.0	And it's, and I thought, because I remember I said to you,
2:10.0	it's some kind of like khaki sort of Harley look alike but seven-eighth scale.
2:15.8	Yes. And I'm still not sure what that is. Maybe some listeners will be able to help.
2:19.2	It's a first. What I haven't told you is what happens on, oh, Saturday or Sunday last week. I went to the bedroom, our
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