The Shut Down Mixtape

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.8 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Dustin swept. Assante has a teachable moment. Fran wants you to declutter your soul. Welcome to The Friend Zone.

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0:00.0	How many of us have them?
0:05.0	Friends?
0:07.0	I'm going to go any further.
0:10.0	Wow, friends.
0:12.0	Wow, it's rare that friend opens the show.
0:15.0	No, that's not the opening.
0:20.0	Oh, that was perfect.
0:21.0	I was like, well, good.
0:23.0	I'm glad somebody said something first, because I didn't know what I was going to say.
0:27.0	Hi, friend.
0:28.0	Hi, Sante.
0:29.0	Welcome to the friend zone.
0:31.0	You're weekly take and glimpse and look and peek into the world of mental health, mental hygiene,
0:36.0	and just overall mental wellness, because as we say every time that we say anything, who in the hell wants a musty brain?
0:47.0	I know I won't bring anything.
0:49.0	I didn't open up with a song today, guys.
0:50.0	I know you guys are as sad as I am.
0:52.0	Yes.
0:53.0	It's cold in here.
0:54.0	Somebody gave me a warm towel from my neck.
0:56.0	Right.
0:57.0	Actually, I think it was Mary J. Blasch, or it might have been more right, but I think it was Mary J. Blasch.
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