The Shrimp Cocktail Club

Twinnovation

Headgum

Comedy, Schemes, Money, Apps, Investing, Jeff Rosenberg, Twins, Inventions, Headgum, Scams, Business, Dave Rosenberg, Twinnovation

4.9 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Welcome to the Shrimp Cocktail Club where half-baked ideas get butter-poached, garnished with lime, and served on a silver platter of schemes.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.0	This ain't that long curve, vision and ambassador.
0:09.0	This is time to get that cake, quaker than sexton.
0:11.7	If you're about that, that's money sensation.
0:14.0	It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion.
0:16.9	Get in Oprah money, get in get Oprah's money.
0:20.0	Get in Oprah money. Get in Oprah money. Get in Oprah money. Howdy, folks, we're back.
0:26.8	Welcome to Twin Ovation, the podcast for your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, conscripts, hustles.
0:31.8	Any way you're making that money, we're here to help you.
0:35.2	And as always, I'm trying to put my shifting nifty my shifting nifty evil twin brother, I'll have you this,
0:38.6	Jeff, Rosenberg.
0:41.9	Ice trains about to go off the Royals, chew, chew.
0:46.8	And of course, we're joined by the Dame Von Dutch herself.
0:49.1	She's on a Rosenberg.
0:51.7	Hello.
0:53.2	Hello.
0:53.8	Do that, don't you do some good impressions of like Louis Armstrong or something? That was basically it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She does a killer, you do a little bit. You do a fat Albert as well, do you not? Yeah, it's all the same. It's all one and the same. Yeah, that's true. Jeff, do you do any impressions? I do Ronald Reagan.
1:13.2	That's good.
1:14.5	That's a good Reagan.
1:17.5	What do you got?
1:19.9	I do, who do I do I do,
1:24.1	Randy Newman?
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