The Shrek Ick

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor are coming to you live from 2 weeks ago in a special Schrödinger episode. They debate the proper use of vestibules, break down the perfect flight routine, and review some of your hottest takes. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Trust your gut with Seed’s DS-01® Daily Synbiotic. Go to http://Seed.com/BANDC and use code 25BANDC to get 25% off your first month. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at http://betterhelp.com/bandc and get on your way to being your best self. Book whoever you want to be on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Get warm weather ready with Quince! Go to http://Quince.com/bandc for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Flight Upgrades 1:26 Intro 1:46 Luxury Flying 3:34 Signing Up For Canyon Ranch 4:55 Drinking A Pound of Spinach 7:29 The Schrödinger Episode 9:58 ABF’s Manifestation 11:15 Seed 12:54 Checking In On Our Manifestations 14:30 Brooke’s Urgent Care Trip 16:55 Partying In The Urgent Care 17:25 Burbank Shoutout! 19:19 Connor’s Confession 22:48 BetterHelp 24:00 Vestibule To The Butt 27:37 Her Truth vs The Truth 28:40 Max’s New BMs 34:01 Cleaning For The Maid 35:29 Booking.com 36:31 The Shrek Ick 40:40 Cartoon Character Doppelgangers 42:34 Audible Books vs Real Books 45:30 Firework Enthusiasts 48:54 Quince 50:14 Being Scared of Needles 52:26 Is Bohemian Rhapsody Overrated? 55:05 A Hot Take… 55:31 Where’s Your Limb? 57:14 Intense Celebrity Crushes 58:59 Finding Your Professor On Grindr 1:00:19 26 and Still Sucking Thumb 1:01:50 Bitchy Roommates 1:03:36 Incest? 1:05:42 President Smokeshow 1:07:18 Getting Kicked Out of Connor’s Show 1:07:40 Threesomes! 1:08:00 Stealing Money From Fundraisers 1:09:29 Cap Age Gaps 1:13:12 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	But I got I upgraded myself on the flight to Paris to premium economy. I think it's only economy
0:09.7	No, it's an all economy flight
0:12.2	Maybe not but I am in 1 a and it's an all-economy flight.
0:12.6	Maybe not.
0:13.2	But I am in 1A, and it's a premium economy.
0:16.0	Or maybe just premium, period.
0:19.4	What airline?
0:20.3	Oh, Norse.
0:21.8	Oh, I didn't know you're flying Norse.
0:24.5	Yeah, I'm flying Norse.
0:25.5	Oh my gosh, my family is of the Norse.
0:27.6	Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
0:29.9	Oh my God.
0:30.9	So I, but I do get a duvet.
0:33.0	And extra reclining.
0:35.3	So we'll see.
0:36.3	I don't know.
0:37.3	It's definitely not a lie flat.
0:38.9	I don't think they have lie flats.
0:41.7	I am in 1A. So so but I get unlimited drinks a duvet so you'll have one yeah exactly
0:49.3	I'll have one I'll have one glass of wine and be asleep for the whole 11 hours.
0:52.8	There is no sleep quite like on a plane.
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