Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. We're a Klein Alley Show, and even though billions of people are playing fantasy football, there's nothing to do with that, so you can still keep listening if you don't want to hear about your friends fantasy football teams this has to do with this show specifically and stuff that happens on the show to us and to some of the people that are a part of i would argue our universe right and an opportunity for us all now to put together a fantasy team using two players only someone that actually works here at k rock could be on this show specifically or one of the other people like Justin the engineer that comes in here.

Uncle Scott you hear about.

Sometimes you hear about the big boss here.

We've a client show and the head hanscho himself.

Kevin Weatherly.

It would be a terrible draft pick, but you could take him if you wanted to. You could pick Spray Allen. You could pick Spray Allen, the band that we mentioned a lot. That's right. That's what they call him. That's right. Omar, you're exactly right. He loves this conversation. So it's an opportunity. Here's what's going to happen. Throughout the next few months, we'll be keeping track of whoever we've drafted on our team, and we will get points if things happen in their lives, like hired or fired, if they have some sort of a serious health issue. I mean, think about a guy like Blind Charlie. That guy got blood, cow blood put in his body. I mean, that would be definite fantasy points right there. If they get arrested,

that would be points, which would be a great reason to take, uh, any of those guys who work here

or who listen to the show. There's, uh, if they make the news in any way, shape, or form, if they

actually make news, think about, think about the drama that's happening right now between

Paniho's Greg and Shai LeBuff. Oh le buff oh god that's right only a matter of time before shy la buff

either shoots him or calls the cops on him yeah i'm starting to think uh pantyose grab is kind of a

sleeper in this he could really get all the things that you mentioned and uh and then also if

they get into a relationship or end a relationship so that that includes, I mean, if you think about Blind Charlie, that guy went all the way to Alaska to meet a woman that he met with on some weird blind app that she helped him find his keys or something. I forgot that he did that. He went all the way there, had sex with this woman in Alaska. Yeah, he seemed so happy. He was so happy. Are you proposed? I think he did propose marriage to her.

Yeah, and then she broke up with him.

So that would have been like a ton of fantasy points, you know. So who knows? If he had gotten murdered, that would have been even more. So, uh, nice news. So anyway, uh, we can each draft. The order has been pre-selected. So once again, we will each have two people on our team.

Someone that works here at K Rock or in the building or on the show. Someone in the Kleinle show, solar system. And then, and then someone else. And it doesn't matter which order you go with. You just get two pick seats. The first overall pick, DJ Omar Khan was selected to pick first. So Omar, you can pick either someone who works here first or someone else.

And I just want to go over some of the many people that could be open to you.

Blind Charlie, obviously, the Bud Light Bros.

Moist Joyce, Panty Ho's Greg, one-armed Gary, four-locco Freddy, big chocolate, the toe sucker.

Oh, I forgot about him.

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