This is a Blast Fox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here, Lord we are here, and we are here, and we're need to find.

Hi, this is Halle Laban, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church.

We are mega, because we're giving our mega church a tiny family field

because we're going to introduce you to members of our church staff and community.

Today is no exception, we have a wonderful guest for you.

As always, I'm joined by my co-host, he's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called

Climax ladies and gentlemen please welcome gray has everybody geez holly what in the

world is going on with you great most activity I've ever seen you have in my life.

I'm so glad you're here I've been trying to get a hold of you I've called you and called you

I've been calling you for three days where have you been? There's breaking news there's huge

stuff happening that what a time well h, I had my phone off because, well,

I don't know if I mentioned him before, but my friend Claymays and

Batterman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You were with him somewhere?

Yeah, we went rock climbing this weekend.

Oh, that's so cool.

Okay, well, there's just breaking news,

like a lot happening around the campus.

Oh, really?

Well, late Thursday night, early Friday morning,

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