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The Dirtbag Diaries

The Shorts -- Yosemite's Next Top Idol

The Dirtbag Diaries

Duct Tape Then Beer

Sports, Wilderness

4.82.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2010

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

James Lucas had dreams of rock stardom. He wanted to cast a shadow longer than El Cap. He wanted to live forever in camp fire conversation. He wanted to be Yosemite's Next Top Idol. He turned to the legends for advice and they welcomed him with open arms. Turns out nobody can resist sandbagging a young hungry climber.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's a summer case like?

0:05.4

Could you bottle it?

0:08.2

Here at New Belgium Brewing Company, we've added cascades hops and a hint of caffer

0:12.2

lime to create our summer seasonal, skinny dip.

0:15.8

With a crisp flavor and citrus tones, it's the perfect finish to long summer days.

0:23.0

Employee-owned, wind-powered, and committed to sustainability, New Belgium Brewing Company.

0:28.4

Follow Your Folly, ours is beer.

0:31.6

Find your flavor online at NewBelgium.com.

0:36.0

With additional support from Kuat Racks in Patagonia.

0:52.5

This is The Shorts.

0:54.1

You're listening to The Dirtback Diaries.

0:59.1

Every year, hundreds enter the contest to become the Oseminis Next Top Idol.

1:12.5

Hope full climbers gather around the cafeteria table in the Oseminis Lodge during the spring

1:17.0

season, and again in the fall to talk about their glorious achievements.

1:22.2

To make outlandish exaggerations, and to flex.

1:26.5

To move beyond just being another face at the table, be your Semenis Next Top Idol.

1:32.4

One of the great valley climbers.

1:34.8

One has to be a true character.

1:38.0

I want flashing lights, I want to live forever, I want real fame, I wanted a Facebook fan

1:44.8

club page.

1:53.8

Everyone moves seats when the heavy hitters came to the Oseminis Lodge cafeteria table.

1:59.2

Mouth's dropped when surfer bob pointed his wide back and proclaimed, you'll get back

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