The Shorts--I Poo, A Love Story

The Dirtbag Diaries

Duct Tape Then Beer

Sports, Wilderness

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2016

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

"My new husband, Bix, consulted the map and asked if I thought we'd make it to Bowknot Bend that day. Lots of honeymooners probably have similar conversations, except for one small detail," writes Emma Walker. "Unlike those couples who coyly take their twos at the gas station down the street, my spouse of less than a week sat discussing the finer points of canoe rigging from his perch atop of the river toilet." Today, Emma shares her take on the ingredients for an awesome relationship: honesty, openness, unconditional acceptance of ourselves and of each other--and a solid foundation of poop jokes. You can find more of Emma's writing at: https://myalaskanodyssey.com/

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0:00.0	My boys were in high school, my wife and I both worked.
0:03.1	Life was busy, but we knew we had to get outside to stay happy.
0:06.5	Fridays we could have the camping gear in the car and hit the road to go semini by 5.30.
0:11.2	But then there was the food.
0:14.5	I'm Kip Clifton and I started fireside provisions to help people like me get out of the city and go camp more easily and more often.
0:22.4	Just go to firesideprovisual.com before your next camping trip.
0:25.8	Choose from a variety of affordable meals created by award-winning chefs.
0:30.6	Then select your dates and number of friends.
0:33.2	We'll deliver the food straight to your door the day before you leave.
0:36.9	Fireside provisions, delicious meals made for the outdoors.
0:41.6	You're listening to the Dirt Back Darius.
0:44.8	A production of duct tape thin beer.
0:47.0	With additional support from Patagonia, Kuat Racks, and REI.
0:56.8	My new husband, Bix and I, had just embarked on her honeymoon.
1:16.1	A five day float trip through the Green Rivers, Labyrinth Canyon.
1:20.3	We were in the midst of our usual morning backcountry routine.
1:23.9	Taking down the tent, boiling water for coffee.
1:27.1	Bix consulted the map and asked if I thought we'd make it to Bo not bend that day.
1:31.7	Lots of honeymooners probably have similar conversations, except for one small detail.
1:37.6	Bix asked me this question while perched atop the groover.
1:44.8	Unlike those couples who coily take their twos at the gas station down the street,
1:48.8	a friend of a friend swears she did this for the first six months of her marriage.
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