The Shorts--Exit Strategy
The Dirtbag Diaries
Duct Tape Then Beer
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🗓️ 23 June 2017
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | There is no way to quietly open the packaging of a Snickers bar. |
| 0:19.4 | It's even harder when your hands are cold and somehow harder still when you're trying |
| 0:24.1 | desperately not to wake your tent mates in the middle of the night. |
| 0:28.5 | I unzip the chest pocket of my puffy jacket. |
| 0:31.5 | Serpitiously removed the candy bar I'd been warming there all night and did my best not |
| 0:35.9 | to fumble with the wrapper. |
| 0:37.7 | Finally, feeling utterly pleased with myself, I'd opened it enough to take a bite. |
| 0:43.8 | I nod through the partially frozen candy without making a peep, then cozyed up in my |
| 0:47.9 | zero-degree sleeping bag and listened to the creaking, groaning glacier as I waited for |
| 0:52.4 | my shivering to subside. |
| 0:55.2 | What the hell am I doing here I wondered as I drifted in and out of sleep? |
| 0:59.9 | What am I doing, perched at the edge of planet hot, stuffed in a tent between two virtual |
| 1:04.5 | strangers, miles from the nearest road, and farther from anyone I know. |
| 1:15.1 | I didn't have an answer the next morning, but I did have chocolate all over my face. |
| 1:19.3 | I didn't realize it until my tent mate, Gill, asked how my candy bar supply was. |
| 1:24.0 | I shrugged non-committally, hoping not to share. |
| 1:27.0 | I think there's some in your hair, he laughed. |
| 1:30.4 | Everyone was feeling chipper that morning. |
| 1:32.4 | We'd spent a miserable afternoon fearing loads of supplies at a steep, alder-choked hillside, |
| 1:37.9 | then another few days crossing the Kenae National Wildlife Refuge to get to the base of the |
| 1:41.7 | ski-lack glacier. |
| 1:43.1 | Here, we set up our tents and were promptly caught in a four-day storm. |
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