The Shoplifter

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Fool #1 is calling an employee accusing her of grand theft. Needless to say this woman goes off!

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.5	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:10.8	The subject is, my brother's mistress, is my girlfriend.
0:15.1	Oh, we'll get into that a little later.
0:18.1	I can't wait to get to this letter.
0:20.4	Marinate on that. But right now, it's time for the nephew in today's prank phone call. What you got for is neff? Let's do a little shoplifting before we get to that letter. Just a little bit of shoplifting. What? Yeah. Some shoplifting. That's right. That's the title. Let's go, Catto.
0:39.7	Hello?
0:43.3	Yes, I'm trying to reach a Tanya whittles, please.
0:44.5	This is she.
0:49.8	Hi, Tanya. My name is Daniel M. I'm the head of store security here at your job.
0:51.1	Yeah?
0:55.2	Listen, I'm trying to see. I'm going going to have to I know today's your day off
0:56.3	I'm looking at the schedule here
0:57.9	It seems that you don't come back in until Saturday
0:59.7	I'm trying to see if it's possible
1:02.1	I can get you to come to the store
1:03.7	There's a bit of a situation I want to discuss with you
1:06.5	There's about $1,800 worth of merchandise
1:09.8	missing from the store Yeah Yeah, it's about $1,800 worth of merchandise missing from the store.
1:11.5	Yeah.
1:12.3	Yeah, it's about $1,800 worth of merchandise.
1:15.0	And we definitely know that this is a in-house situation.
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