Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to the Stractable, now with glorious nipple revealing visuals.

This week, its fecal fixation and buns time.

Nightman Mark needs a stick to cry, and his best friend cracks the office floor.

Brilliant bomb! Admits diapers, aren't that bad, but weighs up his manhood.

Emperor Wade Palpatine believes he has a most beautiful baldy on the planet.

Ha! I'll see him on the heath.

From pudding poo to culinary and juiced arson.

As it's time for the show game.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, and welcome to the Stractable.

I will be your host for today, and my name is Bob.

This is the show where there's three of us, but each week one of us at the host and two of us are the competitors.

Because whoever won the last episode gets to host the next one.

Points are completely made up, sometimes they don't exist.

Maybe I'll just pick a winner arbitrarily.

Who knows.

But it's my world, and you're just living it right now.

Thank you so much for being here.

As always, this week's competitors and my two co-hosts, Mark and Wade.

Hello.

Hey.

You look so excited to be here, Wade.

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