The Shane Nokes Experience | The Official Podcast

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2026

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Get $10 for free on CashApp: use code SECURE10 in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access (try now with 7 DAYS FREE): go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men Two close man-friends gather around to talk about Shane Nokes. This is the Official Podcast. Every Tuesday. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 494: Recorded 23/06/26 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: Go to https://www.OFFICIAL.men or https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST --- Timestamps: [00:00:00] Intro [00:05:45] Introducing Patrick Tomlinson [00:09:24] The Shane Nokes threat persona [00:24:26] Child prodigy claims [00:51:16] Mod fantasies and forum threats [00:53:44] Patrick and Shane lore [01:36:47] Charity dentist review [01:42:02] Outro --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon, & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ & https://www.instagram.com/vaux.z Edited by: https://www.instagram.com/00zaya Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:02.7	Would you like to do it?
1:04.9	I guess.
1:05.9	Well, no, actually, why don't you do it?
1:08.3	That'd be a good opportunity.
1:09.6	Less pressure.
1:10.7	Jackson's not here to judge you
1:12.2	i'm here to applaud and cheer on my big boy kaya for doing the intro i think that's a great idea go
1:17.4	head that's true that douchebag always does judge us every time every fucking time i'm so fucking
1:23.2	sick of it oh go ahead kai yeah go ahead, who crowned you the king of intros?
1:28.5	What a dip shit
1:29.3	getting married
1:30.0	so he can't make
1:30.7	this episode of the show. Fuck that guy. Yes. Yes. Okay, so. Hello, everyone. Congratulations to Jackson, though. Oh, yes, yes. We made sure to record this episode.
1:40.9	Made sure to record it as he is getting married, literally right now at this very moment.
1:45.0	So people would tune on to this instead of his wedding. this episode. Made sure to record it as he is getting married literally right now at this
1:44.4	very moment. So people would tune on to this instead of his wedding.
1:49.3	Well, he did say he got married yesterday, but he's in Australia, so I don't know if that
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