The Shane Gillis Monologue
All Up Innes
Josh Innes
2.4 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bowser is back! |
| 0:02.0 | Ha ha! |
| 0:03.0 | Bouser! |
| 0:04.0 | Everyone calm down! |
| 0:08.0 | The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom. |
| 0:11.0 | Let's go! |
| 0:13.0 | On April 1st, Toad, pack our things. |
| 0:16.0 | The galaxy is waiting. |
| 0:20.0 | Who is this? Who is this? |
| 0:21.6 | So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group. |
| 0:25.4 | Cool. |
| 0:26.0 | The Super Mario Galaxy movie only in cinema's April 1st. |
| 0:30.4 | So here's one thing I will say about the Shane Gillis thing before we play the monologue. |
| 0:35.0 | There's a line in here and I don't know if it's in the monologue or if it happened elsewhere in the show, but it's been going around where they show just a random black woman in the crowd. He's like, this is Britney such and such. And she's a four-time WNBA champion and her MVP and everybody claps. And then it's like, nope, she's just an actual friend of mine, but I knew that you |
| 0:55.5 | wouldn't have no clue, you know, who this was. |
| 0:59.0 | That's the bit that I wanted to do at Radio Row for years and years, which is just take |
| 1:03.8 | random black guy around and put a whole entourage around him and people with like cell phones |
| 1:09.5 | and shit and make him look like he's very important |
| 1:12.0 | and see how many people would want to have him on now that would have worked a lot better in like |
| 1:16.8 | 2013 2010 2011 you know before social media really blew up and cell phones really blew up the way |
| 1:24.4 | they are now but it really would have worked and I think it would have been super successful and funny, but I never did it. |
| 1:29.6 | So that I find funny. |
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