The Shame Shed Returns - Drunk Texting and Online Shopping
Sober Awkward
Victoria Vanstone
4.8 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2024
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
We've all done it. Texted an ex, bought an inflatable shark suit and taken dick pic then sent in to your mother-in-law when pissed. Unfortunately, going live, calling, messaging, face-timing and snap chatting when tanked-up to your eyeballs on wine... are a dodgy part of this modern, technology based world.
Let's face it, after a few bevvies you feel confident in what you say, spend and share. Booze means you don't care so much about consequences of your actions and well, you really did need that space age electric toilet seat at the time.
Today Vic and Hame discuss the shame of waking up having texted people when under the influence and buying weird shit online when you can't even remember your own name. They will run through some intimate confessions, discuss the dangers of sharing nudes online, the mental health consequences of others seeing your drunken messages and how shopping for top hats for toads might be something you regret the next day.. confused? We are too! Ribbit!
Today's episode of Sober Awkward is an opportunity to share some shame. Get it off your chest!
Yes, its over to the listeners to own up to some embarrassing text messages and awkward on-line shenanigans.
Enjoy the episode!
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| 0:00.0 | The cattle's boiled, Vic. |
| 0:03.0 | Great, perfect timing. Just a dash of milk for me, please, mate. |
| 0:08.0 | Here you go. Should we get started then? |
| 0:12.0 | Have you ever woken up on a Sunday morning and said, I'm never drinking again, and then found |
| 0:22.0 | yourself waving 50 bucks at a barman by happy hour? |
| 0:25.2 | Are you wondering why everyone else can stop at one while you head to a dodgy after-party with a weird |
| 0:29.9 | bloke called Disco Dave? If so, it might be time to take a deeper look at your relationship with |
| 0:35.2 | your reliable social crutch, alcohol. |
| 0:38.1 | On each episode, we'll investigate our own dysfunctional dealings with booze |
| 0:42.2 | and find out if it's possible to stop this deeply ingrained habit before things get too messy. |
| 0:47.6 | Yep, we're going to open up a shame shed of humiliating drinking stories |
| 0:51.2 | to help you understand why waking up from a booze coma each weekend with a kebab sticking out of your top pocket might actually be negatively impacting your health. |
| 1:00.0 | Hamish and I are here to delve into what it's like being sober. An unwanted warts and all look into why giving up those cheeky pints or putting down those mummy wines will make you feel happier, help your anxiety and |
| 1:12.3 | mental health and turn you into the most sparkly authentic version of you. |
| 1:16.5 | Won't that mean I become boring though, Vic? |
| 1:18.4 | Well, Hamish, we'll just have to wait and see. |
| 1:20.9 | I'm Victoria Vanstone. |
| 1:22.6 | I'm Hamish Adams Cairns. |
| 1:24.2 | And this is sober awkward. |
| 1:44.4 | Vic, what's that on your chin? I've woken up with a bruise on my chin. Oh, an overnight injury. Yeah, I have no idea where it's come from. Not you and John getting a bit, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. Too tired for that. You've got bruised in the night. Yeah, I've got a bruise on my chin. Do you sleepwalk? |
| 1:44.9 | No. |
| 1:45.7 | I don't know what's happened. |
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