his buddy, Bob Crane's buddy, walked in on him after Bob Crane had wrapped a court around his neck to beat off Caradine style,

and he died, and he wanted to save his buddy the shame.

So he beat him in the head with a tripod to make it look like he'd been murdered, and that's way more badass, and then he ran away.

I think, well, you know, I believe the cops at the time would have been like, yeah, that sounds good.

We'll go with that.

Yeah.

Well, what the fuck, airheads? There we go. Is that bad? That's not good, is it? It's not good to start with an F word. I think Mark Merron did it very successfully for like 18 years.

I know. Okay. Right. So what we went through all these spells where it's like, oh, you can't do that.

Y'all stop cussing or you get bleep everything out or whatever else because that's bad.

Right. But you're right. Maron went to the mountain top with the, you know, saying what the fuck all the time.

So I think it's because Marin hits. I think what happens when when people say like you need to be clean,

they're talking about me and you specifically because they're like, that's the only way you're ever going to get work because you're not good enough to do whatever you want to do.

You know what I mean?

Like people always say like, oh people that curse aren't funny or whatever.

And it's like, Louis always said like, yeah, you go out there and see if you can get a laugh with the word fuck.

But some people are filthy, but they're so good at being filthy that people don't care.

But see, me and you, we're right in the middle where we're just a little too filthy and not enough funny.

And people don't like that.

They prefer us to be funnier yeah i think that's a good theory but i get told this by purported experts on social media

and stuff that say these are the rules you got to follow anytime i've ever tried to follow those

rules they don't ever do nothing i think the one rule is be yourself.

Rules or sorry, I see shit with all kinds of views or whatever that, you know, just break.

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