What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of your favorite news slash

Wastodollas show. Brought to you by your favorite scientists, journalists, and

athlete, Janis Papis. If you're Greek, it's Janis. If you're black, it's Jan.

If you're American, it's Janis. This week we got a lot going on guys. I mean,

Russia and China are doing drills on the Afghani border getting ready.

You know what Afghanistan is right now? It's like a girlfriend.

Your boyfriend just broke up with, you know, like a girlfriend who had a boyfriend

they just broke up. The boyfriend was your homeboy, but, you know, you're

a piece of shit. So he thinks you're his friend, but you're not really his friend.

And we pulled out of Afghanistan. We're the homeboy. And Russia and China is about

the fuck Afghanistan. So that's about to happen.

Climate change, the world is burning. R-E-M, right? A song about it. Sean King

is coming out with a fashion line. I can't wait to buy that.

That da shiki Robbins gay. Yasss! This is long days.

Fuck it! Don't hit it!

I'm not getting a haircut. I am not getting a haircut.

Okay. Because I have to find a new barber.

I've gotten used to having my mother-in-law cut my hair.

She was living with us helping us take care of the baby.

But... Yasss!

Oh, I don't think I'm going to get another haircut until

a couple months now.

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