What's up everybody, welcome to another episode of Long Day.

I will say at this episode the lesser the two stamos is I got the real deal okay I got connections through the Greek church I was able to get the real John Stamos the great talented John Stamos thank you for

daining to do this podcast you know I love you and it makes my wife jealous but I do you know I just found you on Instagram like accidentally and I was like this guy is really fucking funny why do I not know why don't I know I'm and then I slowly found out that you do bits about me and that you're you call you call the slow stamos yes special needs stamos special needs stamos is my nickname and I was

like wow this is kismet that we that we've become friends and I've just bragged everybody up funny I say you're you're like the you're like the Greek Robin Williams not because you're funny like him but you're as hairy as him that's one of my jokes on you so but people know that that that we're friends now or they know there's there's you tease me a lot or how how how is this going and you've become yeah you've become kind of like part of the podcast slaying they know

they know stamos is in the chat they know stamos is in the patreon they know what I see you and I go in there and I say hi and then you sort of ignore me then I text you in your real phone you go hey he's calling me on a real phone ignore me that more and I was like fuck it I'm out and boom and we know I have to sleep with yeah good wait who do I have to sleep with did not get so many fucking emails for your patreon thing I mean I was the biggest mistake signing up for this thing I think you don't get 10 emails a day and I can't even figure out what they're doing

about yeah I don't know why you get so many alerts it's too much you're getting a lot of alerts the person need to sleep with his Drew's mother if you could sleep with

Drew's mother I will tone down those emails for you drew our producer oh like he's drinking out of a long days mug oh god I don't

get in there oh he's got a dildo in there look at that and it is like that John I got this mug everybody I got how do they

happen well that happened yeah I talked I talked to you yesterday and I said I've been trying I complain about the

emails and then I got this long days cup which took a long time I was expecting no it was wasn't

expensive it was a really nice cup and I spent three days folks three days trying to set up this bit

where I was peeing in the cup and I had to set I had to have this whole fit set up thing and I didn't

get it right the light wasn't right on one I tried to I had to download an app to make the light

better than I went out the next night again dicked it up and I was like what am I doing what I've

spent a lot of time on this bit it's that I should be paying attention to my son and my wife so I put

a dildo on it and there we go yeah you tell me you couldn't you couldn't get it because you couldn't

get the lighting right for it which means that you probably got a nice piece I'm I'm thinking your

glue gun is decent or maybe it's not because God gave you so many other talents let me just say this

real quick John and I mean this I mean this you are talented kid you're a musician you're hilarious

you're a great dramatic actor I'm because the universe is balanced I'm going to say you have an

average sized piece yeah that would make sense but no you're good are we but we start off saying

nice things about each other then when are we going to start you know well we would do a little

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