"The Sex Toy Expert" with Suraiyah Ortiz

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Can you use Yogurt as LUBE? Did you know that most women don't come from penetration? We talk about female ejaculation, how old we were when we lost our virginity, being a hoe and how to talk about sex with your dad. Not WITH your dad but TO your dad with Suraiyah Ortiz. Marie thinks male strippers are sad. Put in your anal beads & pull up a chair! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BONUS EPISODES AVAILABLE NOW ON PATREON: www.patreon.com/TheUnofficialExpert BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/the-unofficial-expert Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The new Samsung Galaxy Z-Flip 5 and Chromebook are better together.
0:07.0	Take hands-free selfies which automatically sync to your Chromebook, ready to edit, and access
0:11.5	recent chrome tabs across both devices.
0:14.0	The new Galaxy Z Flip5 and Chromebook, better together.
0:18.0	Available on Sky Mobile.
0:20.0	Bluetooth and internet connection required.
0:22.0	You must be signed into the same Google account on both
0:23.8	your phone and Sydney.
0:36.0	Super excited to be here today.
0:37.0	Oh, yes, I mean, I feel like we're getting so much done.
0:40.0	We've been on our productive tip.
0:42.0	Yeah. People don't even know how hard we work. Oh, we out here. We've been on a productive tip. Right?
0:43.0	People don't even know how hard we work.
0:44.3	We out here looking good and grinding.
0:47.8	Do you know how hard it is to do both?
0:49.8	I know a lot of ugly people who are successful.
0:52.2	Marie. And I know a lot of ugly people who are successful. And I know a lot of cute people who are not successful.
0:56.2	So, you see?
0:58.4	Oh my God, Marie, you know, this is why we have no friends.
1:02.3	That's a lot. All the friends that we have all the
1:04.2	listeners the the thousands upon thousands across the world who listen to the
1:08.2	podcast. Hey listeners can you hit us up on Twitter or Instagram and let us know
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