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I would dream first home, probably a doer upper, put a run stamp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, ass-ulfurate.

Boran, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor pintate in there.

Like a nice shade of grey.

Why not?

Why not?

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Dad, I'm hungry!

Right, what do I cook for tea?

McCain chips. These will be good.

You know they'll come out nice and crispy if you cook them in a rye fryer.

Just say, Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will help you.

What? You mean if I say Alexa, open McCain and Alexa will open the bag of chips for me?

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