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improv4humans with Matt Besser

The Sex Pistols Grundy Show

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

James Mannion, Ali Ghandour, and Hillary Matthews join Matt Besser for scenes about banning small talk, Tool’s social media manager, trying way too hard to get a celebrity’s attention, and more. Plus, revisiting the greatest Sex Pistols interview of all time.

Transcript

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0:00.0

feel like we've been ignoring James.

0:02.0

Yeah, James need to give you some attention, James.

0:05.0

Got zero attention.

0:07.0

Oh, that's all right.

0:08.5

No museum stories, no problems with spikes.

0:12.0

I'm just listening, taking it all in.

0:20.0

James, why aren't you eating anything?

0:22.5

You're sitting all here by yourself in a corner.

0:29.5

Don't you want a mingle?

0:34.5

No.

0:36.5

James, I really think you should mingle more.

0:39.5

I've told you this, like in order to make friends, you have to talk to people.

0:44.5

And when you sit in a corner, it looks like you're sending a message to the rest of people at the party.

0:48.5

Don't talk to me.

0:50.5

So you have to mingle.

0:54.5

No one else is worried about if I'm mingling or not.

0:57.5

So what's the big deal?

0:59.5

Well, they're off putting.

1:03.5

I'm off putting by just sitting over here standing by the wall by myself.

1:08.5

That's off putting.

1:09.5

It looks like you're judging.

1:11.5

Even though you're not up on a pedestal, it's somehow the look on your face and the way you're in the corner back to the wall.

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