The Sex Cult Reject Who Assassinated A President

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Charles Guiteau was a failed clergyman, lawyer, bill collector, and cult member who falsely believed he played a massive role in the election of James Garfield. Feeling snubbed of a reward from the Republican Party after the inauguration of the president, this lunatic decided the only logical thing to do was to assassinate the leader of the free world. SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon for exclusive audio, video, and written content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:28.0	Mine are black, white, and gray.
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