And now we go live to Tyrell's farm!

Down here in Harifature, the folks are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds.

And of course, when you have the finest potatoes,

only the tastiest ingredients will do.

That's where the tasting team come in.

Victory coming!

All this ensures their crisps taste de-radi-licious.

In fact, the Tyrell's team have done such a spiffing job.

People across the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.

I am Richard Porter.

I'm Johnny Smith.

And this is Smith & Smith for podcasting.

It's two friends talk about cars and many other things.

Well, I forgot to say to you, because I know I spoke to you earlier.

I saw a really severe apelagash today.

Really, probably the worst apelagash I've seen on the road in Great Britain.

Well, hang on, wait, you mean as somebody has damaged their apelagash?

Somebody's really gashed their apelagash.

It was actually torn open.

A damaged apelagash goes through me, because it's so structural.

Well, it's over for a car.

This was actually an open gash on the front wing.

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