The September House | Too Many Tabs

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2024

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Mrs. Pearlmania's Book Club Returns with a tale of Real Estate Horror. Join us as she explain's Carissa Orlando's novel "The September House". Are violent ghosts a deal breaker if your monthly mortgage payment is blow $800 a month? Can Alex survive Margaret's descriptions of turn of the century wood bannisters? Is this the Stephen King Version of a Hallmark Christmas movie set around Labor Day?

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0:00.0	it's too many tabs we're here get ready be excited it's a book club episode
0:06.6	i didn't think you're gonna do it verbatim but i love it do you think that's good yeah
0:12.1	all right let's get let's just hit the theme too many faults and too many scammers that we
0:18.1	wish weren't real too many cons and too many spammers and we wish weren't real. Too many cons and too many spammers
0:22.4	and we're starting to feel like we've got
0:25.0	too many tabs, oh, Ben, it's too many tabs.
0:34.2	Remember to smile.
0:37.2	We're here. We're here.
0:38.2	We're awake.
0:39.5	Yeah, are we?
0:40.2	I'm, you are.
0:41.6	Yeah, I am functioning.
0:43.3	What happened last night?
0:44.6	Listen, the Star Wars Battlefront Classic collection came out.
0:48.8	Yeah.
0:49.3	And I started playing it.
0:51.2	And I know a lot of nerds are complaining about it online because they're like,
0:54.0	shut up.
0:55.6	Yeah.
0:55.9	The real problem with the game is when I press play on the game, it doesn't automatically
0:59.4	become 2006.
1:00.7	Mm-hmm.
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